PinnedPublished inThe Volt ReportNo, Tesla Isn’t Dying — And No, Robotaxis Aren’t a JokeFor readers tired of clickbait dressed up as analysis about Tesla.May 7A response icon118May 7A response icon118
Published inThe Volt ReportThe Algorithm Filed for DivorceWhen Your Marriage Counselor Is a Machine — And It’s Done with You.5d ago5d ago
Published inThe Volt ReportThe Therapist in the KitchenWhen the Family Epicenter Starts Serving Macaroni and Emotional Regulation.6d ago6d ago
Published inThe Volt ReportBro, Talk to Your RobotWhen the Most Emotionally Stable One in the House Is Your Dishwasher”6d agoA response icon26d agoA response icon2
Published inThe Volt ReportReflections from the MirrorPrompting Hate — America’s New Favorite Pastime6d agoA response icon86d agoA response icon8
Published inThe Volt ReportI Dropped My Tesla Kool-Aid When Elon Perot Made his DebutA moment of panic, a gallon of Grok, and the realization that Tesla isn’t following the rules — it’s writing new ones.Jul 10A response icon12Jul 10A response icon12
Published inThe Volt ReportTesla’s RoboTaxi Just Hit the Streets — But Is It Really Driving Itself?It’s smooth. It’s confident. It’ll take you to Costco without flinching. But let’s not pretend this is full autonomy just yet.Jul 5A response icon12Jul 5A response icon12
Published inThe Volt ReportThe Billion-Dollar Coffin: When Naval Power Dies to a Drone“The ship fired back with everything it had, fighting for its life.” I paused the video. I served five years aboard a U.S. Navy cruiser…Jul 5A response icon14Jul 5A response icon14
Published inThe Volt ReportThe Queen Attack Failed: How Tesla’s Slow Strategy Just Flipped the EV Board“The queen came out early. Snatched a few pawns. But forgot one thing — there’s still a board to play.”Jul 1A response icon18Jul 1A response icon18
Published inThe Volt ReportA Toast to Will Lockett — and “The Trash Fire That Is Tesla”Lockettius Inflamare Grandus. High Priest of the Cult of Clicks. Scribe of the Order of Unverified Claims. Keeper of the EternalJun 30A response icon39Jun 30A response icon39
